Currently Listening White and Nerdy By Weird Al Yankovic see related

I just had lunch with some of my co-workers and I found out that one of my colleagues once wrote a blog about the things on her desk. I decided to take a page out of her book and give that a shot too so here goes.

Do you know how many things you have on your desk? I don’t. I can barely see everything. It’s all covered up by paper and stuff. Nonetheless, let’s do a quick inventory check from left to right. Now I can just describe the items but why the heck would I want to bore you with that? Let’s look deeper into them and consider the relationship they have with one another. On my left I have the tower of CD-Rs. I use them to film all the office scandals that happen around here and sell them for about S$6.50 per CD. I usually sell them out fast because I give a sneak preview to the stars. They immediately buy up my entire stock and the original presumable to ensure that they have enough to give it to their loved ones.

Next to it is the paper dump. What it looks like is a mess of paper strewn all over the table but in reality, it’s a whole bunch of paper running away from the dreaded hole-puncher which is intending to chase them all down and perforated the living daylights out of them (Maniacal laughter and lightning). Next we have the box of name cards. People think I keep them in a box in order to organize them. The truth is the box is a specially made soundproof box. I got sick of hearing all the namecards introducing themselves to each other all the time. The name card is placed next to Mr Ericcson Phone which is actually having an affair with the Mrs Monitor Dell. Mrs Monitor Dell is feeling unfulfilled about her marriage with Mr CPU Dell because he just gives her instructions and refuses to listen to her. He takes firm control of the marriage and one day when he was not looking, I forgot to turn off Mrs Monitor Dell and she ended up sleeping with Mr Ericsson Phone when one of my travel agents called. Poor CPU has yet to find out. I worry that if he finds out; he may reach for the scissors that has been placed right next to him and slaughter both Mrs Monitor and Mr Ericsson.  

Tune in next time for yet another episode of General Cubical.

Wow writing that entry made me feel like my brain shrank. I think I’ll do something more useful now. Like act like I’m working.